Runs entirely in the browser: no install, no sign-up, on any phone.
Top-down view: the whole farm laid out in front of you. You are in the bushes outside, lobbing Steve's parts over the fence — each one matched to its animal (hand to the chicken, leg to the goat, brain to the cow, heart to anything). Land a direct hit on an animal and Steve is instantly riding it, galloping for the gate. The farmer has a shotgun and a CONE of vision — behind his back he is blind. Six nights, and the yard keeps growing.
Open the game and start right away — no install, no account. On a computer use the mouse or arrow keys, on a phone just tap. Your result is stored on your own device.